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“This New Year may you come up with innovative
excuses for your teacher or boss when you plan to bunk your class or office.”

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“If nothing changes this New Year to your
liking, just change your habit of complaining!”

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“May this New Year bring actual change in you –
not recurrence of old habits in a new package.”

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“As people remind you to make resolution about
self assessment and correction, give the same
time and dedication to your house too!”

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“This New Year, be at peace with your
appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry!”

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“I pledge that I shall not spend my New Year’s
Day glues to my computers in my pajamas – I plan to dress up for my computer!”

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“Deck up for the New Year in a brand new avatar
so that you become neighbors’ envy and owner’s pride. ”

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“May your New Year show you the shapeliest reflection in the mirror – so jog to the gym every day!”

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“May the New Year give you a clean chit to keep you far away from misers and doctors.”

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“As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the
stamina to wish all of your innumerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.”

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“This New Year hope you are not tempted to pile
up on health food cook books and then end up
heating frozen food at meal times.”

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“If you are planning to turn a new leaf over
this New Year, make sure the leaf is free of bugs.”

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“This New Year may you find innumerable ways to
make health food as tasty as the junk!”

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“May you spend lesser time online this New Year
and more with the real people who fill up your real world.”

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“This New Year, remember to chuck all the old
jokes and same stories to narrate at parties! ”