Funny SMS, Text Messages

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Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

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When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

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Why love marriage is better than arranged??? Because “A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN GHOST”

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He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!

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Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.

We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.

A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?

The naughty wind blows the girl’s skirt high (Good luck)

but at the same time

Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck)

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A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard…


A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands Outside D
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .


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Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?

student:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

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Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!

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Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”

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2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?

2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis

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Give me some SunShine..!!!
Give me some Rain..!!

Give me another Girlfriend..!!
I am Single once again..!!

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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

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Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me
for something that I didn’t do ?

Teacher : Not at all.

Little johnny : That’s good.
Actually i didn’t do my homework!