Husband and Wife SMS, Text Messages - Page 4

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Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver and wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

+34

A man in Hell asked Devil:Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

+45

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jump In Fast……………

+32

Wife : Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen
And He Is Eating the Cake Prepared By Me.
Husband: Whom should I Call Now Police Or Ambulance..