Insult SMS, Text Messages - Page 5

+22

A man is waiting for women
Mother for children.
Business man for customer
Farmers for crops.
One monkey is waiting to read my sms…ha ha ha…….

+41

U r sweet like
Tom
Cute like
Jerry
Naughty like
Bugs bunny
Clever like
Aladdin,
Strong like
Popeye
In short

+48

I’m proud that Ur my friend coz Ur
20% Perfect,
20% Attractive,
20% Great,
20% Amazing,
20% Lovable,
in short Ur 100% MAD!!

+47

God Granted Me One Wish.
I Asked For World Peace,
He Said Its Impossible Please Ask For Something Else.
I Asked Him To Make You Intelligent,
He Said Wait Let Me Try World Peace…

+36

> > B a d l u c k < <
I
W a n t
T o
K i l l
T h e
B i g g e s t
F o o l
O f
T h e
W o r l d
‘B u t’
I
D n t
K n o w
Y o u r
A d d r e s s .

+19

Teacher : U failure !
At Ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,but at Ur age Hitler committed suicide.

+47

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do Not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat Because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am Hungry

+34

1 day a donkey looked in2 the mirror and said,
“Oh my ugly face, big nose” & killed himself.
Promise me you will not look in2 the mirror,
Bcoz I don’t wanna loose you!

+18

I like watching you, I like to spend my time with you. But you are always surrounded by others as you are the main attraction of the ZOO!!!

+46

Flowers dies
Stories ends
Songs fades
Memories r forgotten
All things comes 2 end
But people like u always remain 4ever
B’coz GHOSTS NEVER DIE!

+39

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!

+22

Yesterday Was An International Day For The Mentally Disabled.
Please Send An Encouraging Message To A Mentally Disabled Friend,
As I Have Done…

+23

T h e
P r o b a b i l i t y

O f

S o m e o n e

W a t c h i n g
~
Y o u

I s

P r o p o t i o n a l

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T o
T h e
S t u p i d i t y

O f

Ur
“A c t i o n”