Marriage SMS, Text Messages

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Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu,
And then look at neighborhood table n wish you”d ordered that…

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Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

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When you Look At Me
When you look at me my heart melts
Your eyes smile and twinkle with love
With just a look you say I love you

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Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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True relatives always stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

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Grooms, once you marry,please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife,always try to get the last two words in: “Yes dear”…..

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Golden Rule:-
‘To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her 🙂 ”

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Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . .
Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . .
Both Are Mistaken

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Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to run away…!!

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”MARRIAGE”
Is Nature’s Way
Of Preventing
”PEOPLE”
From Fighting With
”STRANGERS” …

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Intelligent man + intelligent girl = Friendship.
Duffer man + intelligent girl=Love.
Intelligent man+ duffer girl=Dates.
Duffer man+ duffer girl= Love marriage

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A Couple Before Marriage
“MAD” For Each Other …
After Marriage
“MADE” For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
“MAD” Because Of Each Other…