Naughty SMS, Text Messages

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I want you,to be with me in a nice Restaurant ,to have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U….
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“Pay The Bill”

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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

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Today is International Handsome Boys and Beautiful Girls day!
So send this message to someone who looks smart and cute…
Be true.. Don’t cheat like me

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If you like my sms, It means I’m smart.
If you save, means you agree I’m smart.
If you forward my sms, means you spread that I’m smart.
If you delete my sms, means you are jealous because
I’m smart.

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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

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A pathan want to commit suicide,
When asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan said: My wife ran with my Best Friend
& i can”t live without my friend.

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Nike has announced production of its latest model of shoes. It is heavier than normal and has design especially suitable for throwing at President.

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CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces….

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Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?

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Father to son:
If You don’t pass your Exams this time
Don’t call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Sir.

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From the moment I saw u
I wanted to be inside u
I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels
the way u tighten and loosen NEW SHOES..

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Height Of Bad Luck. . .
I Just Wanted To KISS
a CHARMING,
INTELLIGENT
&
MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON On This Earth
But
My Lips
Can’t Touch My Cheeks

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Do u know what is GIRL?
G-Ghost
I-In
R-Real
L-Life
So avoid girls & fwd their nos to me.Don’t worry about me.I’m a professional
in ghost handling……..

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What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

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What is 143 ?
I love u..
No..
I hate u..
No..
I miss u..
No..
I wish u..
NO..
143 means
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.
Concentrate on Maths,
And not on Romance.