Naughty SMS, Text Messages - Page 3

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Some times when I Cry,
No one see my tears.
When I am worried,
No one see my pain.
When I am happy,
No one see my smile.
But
When a girl come close to me,
Then every one see that.

+27

Things in boys room!
Before Marriage:
Perfumes
Love Letters
Gifts
Friendship Cards
After Marriage:
Pain Killers
Loan Papers
Unpaid Bills
List for Shopping
Happy Unmarried Life

+20

Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage “Spider Man”
On Marriage Day “Super Man”
After Marriage “Gentle Man”
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
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“Watch Man”

+49

Girl: how many times you do shave in a day.?
Boy: 30 to 40 times.
Girl: are you mad.?
Boy: no I am hairstylist.

+46

He took me from a bar,
He took me in his car,
He took my top off,
He puts his lips on mine,
but don”t worry,
“I”m a bottle of wine!”

+22

Life Without Girls
The result
Markets silent
Streets empty
The police at rest
All mobile companies in loss
No SMS
No Flowers
No Valentine
No Candles
No Perfumes
All the men directed to Heaven

+20

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.