Political SMS, Text Messages

+37

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

+18

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

+38

The Latest New Dance Craze
Is Called
“The Politician”
It’s Two Steps Forward,
One Step Backward
And Then
A Sidestep ;-> :

+47

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

+49

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite
at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

+34

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.The one that”s out always looks the best.

+28

Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.

+30

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

+20

The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.

+18

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles;
others their principles for the sake of their party.

+30

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,and applying the wrong remedy.

+28

In politics,your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.In politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

+37

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.

+47

Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I will make a million People happy.
Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy.
Suddenly OSAMA BIN LADEN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!

+16

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.